the briefcase better have another fucking album in it to make up for all the shit FOB has put us through with these videos
my mum wanted to show me some big nutella jars she found in costco so she showed me this
and i was like for real 40 dollars for nutella how???
this is how
costco doesnt fuck around
@petewentz: I literally always say the wrong shit but my heart is usually in the right place.
This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this.
I want to cry
it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form
THAT LAST COMMENT. BAM.
This makes me uncomfortable
this makes me laugh because we’re so worried for our appearance, race, gender and shit and we’re actually the closest thing to a mutant spaghetti
this is our final form
"And yea He stretched out His great noodly appendage and created Man in His own image." -The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
"Do you want some of my fries?"
"I’m full, just take all of them"
my barber and i days before my new dooooooo
The premise of minimum wage, when it was introduced, was that a single wage earner should be able to own a home and support a family. That was what it was based on; a full time job, any job, should be able to accomplish this.
The fact people scoff at this idea if presented nowadays, as though the people that ring up your groceries or hand you your burgers don’t deserve the luxury of a home and a family, is disgusting.
I’M TOO EMOTIONALLY COMPROMISED TO DRAW THE RECAP
When all of the Young Blood Chronicles have been released I expect them all to be on a DVD with hours of behind the scenes footage and band commentary. Okay? Thanks.
relationship status: please notice my band t-shirt