My therapist just told me a joke.

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

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goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

3 days ago with 124,021 notes / via: thisisthebeatofmyblog source: goldenclitoris

(Source: interquast)

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panic! - brendon -

Centuries - Jimmy Kimmel Live

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didyoumissme-221b:

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

There are two kinds of people

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slutstylz:

yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic

(Source: harryedwrads)

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chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

i won’t lie

i am in fact an “attention whore”

i need to feel like i actually matter to people

i need to feel like i’m not a totally horrible person

i need to feel like there are people who love me

because i’m certainly not gonna do it myself

(Source: chelle-the-evil-queen)

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pink floyd -

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imherethephantom:

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

image

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stumpomatic:

©

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patrick - hayley - monumentour -

evilblogger:

online shopping

image

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oreoofficial:

has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth

4 days ago with 211,690 notes / via: leechae-riin source: commonbee
The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three.

(via vufus)

Or working

(via liltabes9)

(Source: just-an-autumn)

4 days ago with 153,689 notes / via: leechae-riin source: just-an-autumn

thislstherealryanross:

make me choose: folie a deux or save rock and roll
as requested by folieadeus

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srar - fob -